But two sexual entrepreneurs have an idea on how to keep you interested: first with Pokémon-themed dildos and now with a Pokémon-themed gay porn parody entitled (get this) Fuckémon. Pokémon Go, the augmented reality mobile creature catching game, lost over 15 million players in the last month alone - probably because it’s hot as hell outside and the game is glitchy, “bland and repetitive”.